Definitely Not Shitty Band of the Week

John Frusciante

Katt Williams Says it Best

Michael Jackson Was Shitty

Fuck Michael

Someone Not So Shitty

Alexa Chung is not Shitty

MTV is Shitty

Alexa Chung is fuckin' adorable. I just wish MTV didn't get to her before I did. Her MTV show is only watchable because of her proper british accent an her surprisingly perfect british teeth. Hopefully one day I'll  meet this straight toothed, withered body bearing, super perfect brit in person and she'll dump MTV and any or all boyfriends and live in a Brazilian treefort with me for the rest of our lives...I can wish can't I? meoow.

FUCK YOU MTV

Sincerely,

SHITTYshane

First Shitty Post...Yowza

Oprah is Shitty

Nothing is more annoying than "Oprah's Favorites" episode. A studio full of menopausal women creaming their jeans over Oprah's favorite soap makes me want to shoot my self in the fucking head........with a gun.

-Shane