Saturday, June 27, 2009

Friday, June 26, 2009

Katt Williams Says it Best

Michael Jackson Was Shitty
Fuck Michael

Someone Not So Shitty



Alexa Chung is not Shitty
MTV is Shitty

Alexa Chung is fuckin' adorable. I just wish MTV didn't get to her before I did. Her MTV show is only watchable because of her proper british accent an her surprisingly perfect british teeth. Hopefully one day I'll  meet this straight toothed, withered body bearing, super perfect brit in person and she'll dump MTV and any or all boyfriends and live in a Brazilian treefort with me for the rest of our lives...I can wish can't I? meoow.

FUCK YOU MTV

Sincerely,
SHITTYshane

Thursday, June 25, 2009

First Shitty Post...Yowza


Oprah is Shitty

Nothing is more annoying than "Oprah's Favorites" episode. A studio full of menopausal women creaming their jeans over Oprah's favorite soap makes me want to shoot my self in the fucking head........with a gun.

-Shane