PARTY AND BULLSHIT

PARTY AND BULLSHIT

SHITTY

ROUND 2: EPIC REDISASTER

MINNE-FUCKING-SOTA

Minnesota is one of the best bands coming out of the 616 right now. Extremely good live show. Check out their show dates and locations on their Myspace at www.myspace.com/mnisota

Patrick Greenan Photography...BITCH!

my best friend has got some talent

TOP: Look Left Swing Right

BOTTOM: Oregon

Drake: Child Star

How am I supposed to take Drake seriously? He has shit-tons of fans and friends in the industry, but that means nothing. He's just a punk rapper who was first a punk child actor on the most homosexual TV show ever...Degrassi.

fuck drake.

Good, Bad, Mediocre: Grunge Edition

Good:

Nirvana

Bad: 

Stone Temple Pilots

Mediocre: 

Pearl Jam

Jay-Z is officially the KING

Shittiest Band of the Week

3OH!3 is the definition of Shitty

I was reluctant to write this post because it's almost too easy to call out a band with a name eerily similar to 'Panic! At the Disco' and who writes terrible synth-pop remeniscent of fellow shitty bands hellogoodbye and Cobra Starship. Why is it that every terrible band has a terrible, terrible name? Jesus. I get that 3OH!3 is proud to be from Denver, but the OH! in the middle is hardly original. I'd say it was about 5 years ago that these poppy "rock" bands starting coming up with stupid fucking names that use improper grammar and take a play on words. It has to be one of the top ten worst fads in the past decade. Along with ties over tee-shirts (Thanks Avril, you cunt) and cheese rock like Nickelback and Daughtry.

Fuck 3OH!3 and fuck the 2000's

-ShittyShane

Definitely Not Shitty Band of the Week

John Frusciante

Katt Williams Says it Best

Michael Jackson Was Shitty

Fuck Michael

Someone Not So Shitty

Alexa Chung is not Shitty

MTV is Shitty

Alexa Chung is fuckin' adorable. I just wish MTV didn't get to her before I did. Her MTV show is only watchable because of her proper british accent an her surprisingly perfect british teeth. Hopefully one day I'll  meet this straight toothed, withered body bearing, super perfect brit in person and she'll dump MTV and any or all boyfriends and live in a Brazilian treefort with me for the rest of our lives...I can wish can't I? meoow.

FUCK YOU MTV

Sincerely,

SHITTYshane

First Shitty Post...Yowza

Oprah is Shitty

Nothing is more annoying than "Oprah's Favorites" episode. A studio full of menopausal women creaming their jeans over Oprah's favorite soap makes me want to shoot my self in the fucking head........with a gun.

-Shane