tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9566221934388861662011-07-07T19:44:05.390-07:00Shitty ShaneShanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12859345649006672865noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-956622193438886166.post-49010608991194649412010-01-10T12:51:00.000-08:002010-01-10T13:14:42.270-08:00TheGOOD, TheBAD, TheUGLY: Actresses of 2009 Addition<div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">GOOD: ZOOEY DESCHANEL</span></b></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/S0pClilZd-I/AAAAAAAAADk/0OOK7NfaS44/s1600-h/deschanel-zooey_584.jpg"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 202px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/S0pClilZd-I/AAAAAAAAADk/0OOK7NfaS44/s400/deschanel-zooey_584.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425221913827440610" /></span></b></a><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/S0pClilZd-I/AAAAAAAAADk/0OOK7NfaS44/s1600-h/deschanel-zooey_584.jpg"></a>BAD (okay, fucking terrible): MEGAN FOX<br /></span></b><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/S0pCgg4qNgI/AAAAAAAAADc/_FqWDSqT8lg/s1600-h/megan-fox-jennifers-body.jpg"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 193px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/S0pCgg4qNgI/AAAAAAAAADc/_FqWDSqT8lg/s400/megan-fox-jennifers-body.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425221827472012802" /></span></b></a><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/S0pCgg4qNgI/AAAAAAAAADc/_FqWDSqT8lg/s1600-h/megan-fox-jennifers-body.jpg"></a></span></b><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">UGLY:</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:12px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"> </span></b></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:17px;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Gabourey 'Gabby' Sidibe</span></b></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/S0pCd1_SbCI/AAAAAAAAADU/Wu9y6eIpERE/s1600-h/Gabourey-Sidibe-2.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 284px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/S0pCd1_SbCI/AAAAAAAAADU/Wu9y6eIpERE/s400/Gabourey-Sidibe-2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425221781597350946" /></a></div><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/S0pCd1_SbCI/AAAAAAAAADU/Wu9y6eIpERE/s1600-h/Gabourey-Sidibe-2.jpg"></a>goddamnit...<br /><div><br /></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/956622193438886166-4901060899119464941?l=shittyshittyshaneshane.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12859345649006672865noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-956622193438886166.post-81819831075876284812009-08-22T13:32:00.000-07:002010-01-10T13:19:15.355-08:00PARTY AND BULLSHIT<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">PARTY AND BULLSHIT</span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/SpBWVFWLSOI/AAAAAAAAACs/NPl4m7mHspE/s1600-h/5856_148887883985_634403985_3423155_7085127_n.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/SpBWVFWLSOI/AAAAAAAAACs/NPl4m7mHspE/s400/5856_148887883985_634403985_3423155_7085127_n.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372889275665434850" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">SHITTY</span></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/SpBWUuwfRnI/AAAAAAAAACk/j95k-ts8L3U/s1600-h/5856_148885418985_634403985_3423059_2489070_n.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/SpBWUuwfRnI/AAAAAAAAACk/j95k-ts8L3U/s400/5856_148885418985_634403985_3423059_2489070_n.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372889269601781362" /></a><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/SpBWUdlaNcI/AAAAAAAAACc/DU3N24nvh3k/s1600-h/5856_148887828985_634403985_3423145_1984346_n.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/SpBWUdlaNcI/AAAAAAAAACc/DU3N24nvh3k/s400/5856_148887828985_634403985_3423145_1984346_n.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372889264991909314" /></a><div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/SpBWTtaW7BI/AAAAAAAAACU/dxidNqbDxpI/s1600-h/5856_148887903985_634403985_3423157_2554360_n.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/SpBWTtaW7BI/AAAAAAAAACU/dxidNqbDxpI/s400/5856_148887903985_634403985_3423157_2554360_n.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372889252060654610" /></a><div style="text-align: center;">ROUND 2: EPIC REDISASTER</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/956622193438886166-8181983107587628481?l=shittyshittyshaneshane.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12859345649006672865noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-956622193438886166.post-24230842575250437552009-08-21T09:57:00.000-07:002009-08-21T10:04:37.805-07:00MINNE-FUCKING-SOTA<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/So7SjR-HWZI/AAAAAAAAACE/i939fddlv5M/s1600-h/l_8a25bed651474ea8baae647a73979f6f.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/So7SjR-HWZI/AAAAAAAAACE/i939fddlv5M/s320/l_8a25bed651474ea8baae647a73979f6f.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372462909060766098" /></a><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Minnesota</span> is one of the best bands coming out of the 616 right now. Extremely good live show. Check out their show dates and locations on their Myspace at <a href="http://www.myspace.com/mnisota">www.myspace.com/mnisota</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/956622193438886166-2423084257525043755?l=shittyshittyshaneshane.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12859345649006672865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-956622193438886166.post-78974390268180427092009-08-20T09:37:00.000-07:002009-08-20T10:29:10.351-07:00Patrick Greenan Photography...BITCH!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/So1-V5ZAEEI/AAAAAAAAAB0/LqDXiK1A4Fo/s1600-h/n517711141_2998389_8255401.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/So1-V5ZAEEI/AAAAAAAAAB0/LqDXiK1A4Fo/s320/n517711141_2998389_8255401.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372088845170905154" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/So1-OS9uRyI/AAAAAAAAABs/zIEiZ-Ap-dE/s1600-h/n517711141_3007440_6763382.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/So1-OS9uRyI/AAAAAAAAABs/zIEiZ-Ap-dE/s320/n517711141_3007440_6763382.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372088714596861730" /></a><div><div><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">my best friend has got some <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">talent</span><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">TOP: </span>Look Left Swing Right</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">BOTTOM: </span>Oregon</p><p></p></div></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/956622193438886166-7897439026818042709?l=shittyshittyshaneshane.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12859345649006672865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-956622193438886166.post-57070960841087253332009-07-27T08:21:00.000-07:002010-01-10T13:25:03.660-08:00Drake: Child Star<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/S0pFc63SHBI/AAAAAAAAADs/JNexmmPaGEo/s1600-h/drake_degrassi_next_generat.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 182px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/S0pFc63SHBI/AAAAAAAAADs/JNexmmPaGEo/s400/drake_degrassi_next_generat.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425225064260967442" /></a><br /><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">How am I supposed to take Drake seriously? He has shit-tons of fans and friends in the industry, but that means nothing. He's just a punk rapper who was first a punk child actor on the most homosexual TV show ever...Degrassi.</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">fuck drake.</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><br /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/956622193438886166-5707096084108725333?l=shittyshittyshaneshane.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12859345649006672865noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-956622193438886166.post-4968354524764047522009-07-20T19:38:00.000-07:002009-07-20T19:48:29.971-07:00Good, Bad, Mediocre: Grunge Edition<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; ">Good:</span><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/SmUsJfsSI3I/AAAAAAAAABM/qOCxBtkgRRg/s1600-h/nirvana_071.jpg"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/SmUsJfsSI3I/AAAAAAAAABM/qOCxBtkgRRg/s320/nirvana_071.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5360739473092125554" style="cursor: pointer; width: 313px; height: 320px; " /></a><br /></div><div>Nirvana</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Bad: </span></span></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/SmUr568Uq0I/AAAAAAAAABE/gM9OHJmf-I4/s1600-h/large_temple.jpg"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/SmUr568Uq0I/AAAAAAAAABE/gM9OHJmf-I4/s320/large_temple.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5360739205529250626" style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 203px; " /></a><br /></div><div>Stone Temple Pilots</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Mediocre: </span></span></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/SmUrtpxVB2I/AAAAAAAAAA8/3ZG23JPbTCs/s1600-h/pearl-jam-9746.jpg"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/SmUrtpxVB2I/AAAAAAAAAA8/3ZG23JPbTCs/s320/pearl-jam-9746.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5360738994761303906" style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 254px; " /></a></div><div>Pearl Jam<br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/956622193438886166-496835452476404752?l=shittyshittyshaneshane.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12859345649006672865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-956622193438886166.post-40875226134343119992009-07-10T16:13:00.000-07:002009-07-10T16:15:11.150-07:00Jay-Z is officially the KING<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8z13AjI8n4I&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8z13AjI8n4I&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/956622193438886166-4087522613434311999?l=shittyshittyshaneshane.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12859345649006672865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-956622193438886166.post-15366739439051209912009-07-07T10:12:00.000-07:002009-07-07T10:29:13.936-07:00Shittiest Band of the Week<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FlTE5j7aEf0&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FlTE5j7aEf0&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><br /><div style="text-align: left;">3OH!3 is the definition of <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Shitty</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>I was reluctant to write this post because it's almost too easy to call out a band with a name eerily similar to 'Panic! At the Disco' and who writes terrible synth-pop remeniscent of fellow shitty bands hellogoodbye and Cobra Starship. Why is it that every terrible band has a terrible, terrible name? Jesus. I get that 3OH!3 is proud to be from Denver, but the OH! in the middle is hardly original. I'd say it was about 5 years ago that these poppy "rock" bands starting coming up with stupid fucking names that use improper grammar and take a play on words. It has to be one of the top ten worst fads in the past decade. Along with ties over tee-shirts (Thanks Avril, you cunt) and cheese rock like Nickelback and Daughtry.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Fuck 3OH!3 and fuck the 2000's</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">-ShittyShane</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/956622193438886166-1536673943905120991?l=shittyshittyshaneshane.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12859345649006672865noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-956622193438886166.post-41004225313120846972009-06-27T09:03:00.000-07:002009-06-27T13:28:24.096-07:00Definitely Not Shitty Band of the Week<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BCMoVM_zh38&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BCMoVM_zh38&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Handwriting - Dakota'; font-size: 24px;">John Frusciante</span></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/956622193438886166-4100422531312084697?l=shittyshittyshaneshane.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12859345649006672865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-956622193438886166.post-4104469402925304432009-06-26T09:23:00.001-07:002009-06-26T17:21:27.908-07:00Katt Williams Says it Best<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:10px;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yzdXcTIBDW0&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yzdXcTIBDW0&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Michael Jackson </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Was Shitty</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:georgia;">Fuck Michael</span></span></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/956622193438886166-410446940292530443?l=shittyshittyshaneshane.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12859345649006672865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-956622193438886166.post-24526902319025721682009-06-26T08:00:00.000-07:002009-06-26T21:10:03.325-07:00Someone Not So Shitty<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.la2day.com/images/page_image/05AlexaChung.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 440px; height: 295px;" src="http://www.la2day.com/images/page_image/05AlexaChung.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><div><br /></div>Alexa Chung is <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">not</span> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Shitty</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">MTV </span>is<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"> </span>Shitty<br /></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Alexa Chung is fuckin' adorable. I just wish MTV didn't get to her before I did. Her MTV show is only watchable because of her proper british accent an her surprisingly perfect british teeth. Hopefully one day I'll meet this straight toothed, withered body bearing, super perfect brit in person and she'll dump MTV and any or all boyfriends and live in a Brazilian treefort with me for the rest of our lives...I can wish can't I? meoow.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">FUCK YOU</span> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:27px;">MTV</span></span></div><div><br /></div><div>Sincerely,</div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>SHITTYshane<br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/956622193438886166-2452690231902572168?l=shittyshittyshaneshane.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12859345649006672865noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-956622193438886166.post-43746512340860656932009-06-25T13:44:00.000-07:002009-06-25T13:59:50.831-07:00First Shitty Post...Yowza<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/SkPieoY5yoI/AAAAAAAAAAM/biepWf2Xb-U/s1600-h/oprah.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 292px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GRg1oMUoz0g/SkPieoY5yoI/AAAAAAAAAAM/biepWf2Xb-U/s320/oprah.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351369798112103042" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Oprah is </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Shitty</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-style: italic;font-size:24px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-style: normal;font-size:16px;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Nothing is more annoying than "</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Oprah's Favorites</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">" episode. A studio full of menopausal women creaming their jeans over Oprah's favorite soap makes me want to shoot my self in the fucking head........with a gun.</span></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div><div>-Shane</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-style: italic;font-size:24px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-style: normal;font-size:16px;"><br /></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/956622193438886166-4374651234086065693?l=shittyshittyshaneshane.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Shanehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12859345649006672865noreply@blogger.com0